Wednesday 27 May 2015

Rarotonga Road Code: Supplementary Amendment (2015).

Rarotonga Road Code: Supplementary Amendment (2015).

Conversational Overtaking Rule.
When passing on-coming traffic, bring your vehicle to a complete stop, proceed with a lengthy discussion whilst drawn up on a roadway. Awareness of other vehicles optional, using signals to signify a stop is forbidden.

Canine and Fowl pedestrian Rule.
Canine and fowl posses legal rights of carriage on roadways and shall be accorded full rights and usage of all roads. Note that signals of intended direction will occur immediately and may not necessarily signify direction or intention. Ensure that your speed is variable around all feathered and furred road users.

Exit of Property Rule.
When exiting a property you may abide by oncoming traffic rules. However, the usage of the grassy verge of oncoming traffic is permissible for a scooter or motorcycle. Travelling a maximum distance onto oncoming traffic is encouraged.

Carriage of Goods on Motorcycles Rule.
Carriage of goods, both dangerous and over-sized is encouraged. Awareness of loads is discouraged and safety is optional. Carriage of coffee tables by senior citizens is particularly encouraged.

Ei Katu Speed Reduction Rule.
The wearing of Ei Aktu (cultural head wear) by a motorcycle driver results in automatic observance of a 10km speed limit. For the safety of those around you please use as much of the road as possible.

Precipitation and Motorcycle Rule.
If there is any precipitation please slow down to a safe speed to allow for conditions. If there other road users on Motorcycles please slow to a speed to allow drowning-in-motion.

Motorcycle Weight restriction Rule.
Observance of recommended weight restrictions on motorcycles is forbidden. Please ensure weight capacity is exceeded if at all possible. Recommendation that passenger obesity is utilised in this regard.

Weather Protection Reverse Rule.
Ensure that any clothing designed top provide weather protection is worn backwards. Use of yellow polythene coats is recommended.

Insects as Ballistic Ordinance Rule
Landowners – please ensure that insects are bred to a sufficient caliber as to affect blindness, injury and personal injury to motorists on every occasion. There are government subsidies for those who are able to release said insects in low light and twilight conditions.